Dad Jokes G-L

G is for grandchild.

“I do say, King,” the nobleman said. “The prince’s son is very stately, very refined, indeed.”

“Yes, the King replied. “That is my grandchild.”

According to Merriam-Webster.com, the first recorded use of the word grandchild (the child of one’s son or daughter) was 1569.


H is for Harrisburg (sort of). Harry is so silly he claimed the big iceberg as his own. “From now on,” he said, “call this Harry’s berg.”

Harrisburg is the capital of the state of Pennsylvania.


I   is for Iceberg. I just got a job waiting tables on an iceberg. People are cold, but the tips are great.

According to the National Snow and Ice Data Center, an iceberg is any chunk of ice greater than 16 feet (five meters) across.


J  is for jaywalker. Why did the black, white and blue-winged bird cross the road? She’s a jaywalker.

According to Dictionary.com, a jaywalker is anyone who crosses a street at a place other than where it is legal to cross or crosses against a traffic light.


K is for Kilimanjaro (sort of): Gerald kept firing his rifle into the air until Ben said, “Stop it before you kill a man, Gerald!”

But seriously: Mount Kilimanjaro, a volcanic mountain in Tanzania, is the highest peak in Africa (19,321 feet or 5889 meters, according to Dictionary.com).


L  is for lettuce. The leafy vegetables said, “Lettuce go to the salad bar.”

According to the Washington State Department of Agriculture, the most important nutrients in lettuce are Vitamin A and potassium.


Bonus DJ

Q: What do you call jokes being told by dads running upstairs?

A: Stepdad jokes