A is for apple.
An apple walks into a bar. All the people with PhDs and MDs get up and leave.
The bartender shakes his head and says, “Happens every day.”
But seriously, according to the Food and Agriculture Organization Corporate Statistical Database, apples are a fruit grown on all six inhabited continents.
B is for blunder. Don’t go out jogging in a rainstorm. You could be a victim of blunder and lightning.
Actually, the word blunder (a foolish or careless mistake) originated in England around 1350-1400.
C is for cauliflower. What’s a dog’s best vegetable? Cauliflower.
Actually, Healthline.com says cauliflower is high in fiber, low in calories and packed with practically every vitamin and nutrient needed – including Vitamin C, Vitamin B6 and Folate. And Rover.com says that cauliflower is healthy for dogs, supplying a good source of fiber. Chew on that, Fido!
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D is for deer. A couple of deer are having a conversation as one is headed to the store.
“Bring back some milk and eggs!”
“Yes, deer. Yes, deer.”
According to LiveScience, Australia is the only inhabited continent that has no deer. No, dear.
E is for eel. Why is it necessary to stay away from an electric eel? Eel shock you.
According to Mental Floss, an electric eel (which is actually a fish, not an eel) can zap out more than 600 volts.
F is for five and dime. I have only ten bucks, so I’m going to find a cheap place to shop and a cheap place to eat. That means first I’ll go to a five and dime, and then a five and dine.
The phrase five and dime, a store that used to sell household items for five and ten cents (also called a five-and-ten store), originated between 1875 and 1880, according to Dictionary.com.
Bonus DJ
I know someone who wages money on everything from A to Z. He says he makes alpha bets.