Dad Jokes S-Z
S is for semicolon (sort of). After receiving X-Ray images of his body parts, Jake held up an image of his large intestine and said, “See me colon!” Actually according …
Dad Jokes M-R
M is for magpie. What’s a bird’s favorite dessert? Magpie. According to Merriam-Webster.com, a magpie is a bird with a long tail and black-and-white plumage, but it also refers to …
Dad Jokes G-L
G is for grandchild. “I do say, King,” the nobleman said. “The prince’s son is very stately, very refined, indeed.” “Yes, the King replied. “That is my grandchild.” According to …
Dad Jokes A-F
A is for apple. An apple walks into a bar. All the people with PhDs and MDs get up and leave. The bartender shakes his head and says, “Happens every …